| Dogs come when you call them. |
Cats take a message and get back to you. |
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| Dogs look great at the end of a leash. |
Don't even think about it. |
| Dogs sit in your lap because they love you. |
Cats sit in your lap
because it's warm. |
| Dogs enjoy their bath. |
Cats will take out a contract on your life. |
| Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. |
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. |
| Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. |
Cats might bring you a dead mouse. |
| Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. |
Cats will take a three-hour nap. |
| Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. |
Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. |
| Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. |
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. |
| Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. |
Cats will smirk and walk away. |
| Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. |
Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
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| Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. |
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. |
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