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To My Kittens,
Just as my momma cat taught me, and you'll teach your kittens, I'm passing these eternal cat truths to you:
 | Water is BAD.
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| If it flies, chase it.
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| Reflected light might
be a trick - but chase
it anyway.
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| Gravity works - even if
you're sleeping!
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| Batting dry cat food under the refrigerator is a lot of fun.
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| Sadly, everything in a pull-top can is not cat food.
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| The same applies when you hear the can-opener running.
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| Christmas trees are loaded with playthings.
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| Computer pointers are very hard to catch.
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| When the vacuum cleaner awakes, hide until the humans can wrestle it back into the closet.
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| Despite their appearance, humans are intelligent creatures and can be trained.
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| While some dogs may be scary, other dogs have fluffy tails which are fun to claw at from a convenient perch on a
chair!
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| If your humans fail to share their fresh water, any faucet is a good place to lick. |
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| Don't jump up on humans when they are eating, they will NOT believe you when you try to explain that you just
wanted to say hello.
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| Bringing a just-captured mouse into the house is a perfect way to show your human what a huntress you are!
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| Never EVER climb on the kitchen table to smell the roses, humans apparently don't enjoy cleaning up glass or
replacing vases.
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| Some humans keep fish, but in spite of conventional feline wisdom, they're not considered to be acceptable prey.
Humans will come to their defense with WATER GUNS!
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| Humans like it when you curl up around their heads at night and purr but will often object if you start kneading
their hair.
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| The best place to lay is a freshly washed and dried pile of laundry, not only is it warm, but it's fluffy, too!
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