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Silly StoriesSome are short and some are long, but all these stories have silly endings! Enjoy!! A Frog Hops Into A Bank...and looks around until he finds the "Loan Department." He hops over to the closest desk and sees by the name plate he's at the desk of Patricia (Patty) Whack, Loan Officer. "Hello, Ms. Whack! I'd like to borrow some money." announces the frog. Ms. Whack is naturally stunned. She'd never met a talking frog before, let alone one that wanted to borrow money! Ms. Whack replies, "I'm afraid we don't loan money to animals here. Not even to little frogs that talk." "But this is different," implores the frog, "I have collateral!" and the frog pulls a small gold figurine from his shoulder pouch and places it on her desk. Ms. Whack is surprised yet again. The talking frog wants to borrow money and somehow has collateral in the form of an ornate gold figurine. "Wait here while I talk this over with the bank president." she tells the frog. With all the commotion over a talking frog in the lobby, the bank president is waiting by his doorway when Patty approaches. "This frog hops up to my desk, and tells me he wants to borrow money. I tell him we don't make loans to animals, but he says it's different because he has collateral, and he pulls out this gold figurine!" The bank president takes a long look across the lobby at the frog, the gold figurine, and lastly at Patty. "That's not a gold figurine! That's a knick-knack Patty Whack give the frog a loan!"
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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and request shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had.
After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers." Hello, I'm Brother Alvin, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner, The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well I'm the fish friar."
She turns to Brother Alvin and says, "Then you must be......?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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A chess club checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby bragging about their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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There was a woman who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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The Lost Nun