Are You Ready for Management?

This short quiz consists of four questions to determine whether you are qualified to be in management. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Image: Elephant

	Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
	Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Image: Lion

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Image: River

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This test proves whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Studies have shown that 90% of managers tested got all four questions wrong. But many preschoolers got all four answers correct.

This conclusively disproves the theory that most managers have the brains of a four year old.

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