 | Backup - What you need to do when you run into a tree
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| Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
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| Byte - What them dang flies do
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| Cache - What you need to buy vittles
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| Chip - Munchies for the TV
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| Crash - When you go to a party uninvited
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| Digital - The art of counting on you fingers
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| Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
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| Download - Getting the firewood off the truck
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| Enter - City talk for "C'mon in y'all"
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| Ethernet - What you use to catch the etherbunny
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| Floppy Disk - What you get from carrying too much firewood
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| Hacker - Uncle Buddy after 40 years of smoking
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| Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter time
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| Hardware - The parts of a computer that can be kicked
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| Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
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| Keyboard - Where you hang the truck keys, tractor keys, etc.
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| Laptop - Where the kitty sleeps
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| Log on - Making a wood stove hotter
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| Log off - Don't add no more wood
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| Main frame - Holds up the barn roof
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| Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
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| Mega Hertz - What happens when you're not careful getting the firewood
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| Micro chip - What's at the bottom of the munchie bag
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| MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall
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| Monitor - Keeping an eye on the wood stove
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| Mouse - What eats the grain in the barn
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| Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie lives
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| Multitasking - Messing up several things at once
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| Port - Fancy city talk for wine
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| Prompt - What the mail isn't during winter time
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| Random Access Memory - When you can't remember what you paid for the cow when yore wife asks
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| ROM - Where the pope lives
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| Screen - What to shut when it's black fly season
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| Software - Them plastic forks and knifes
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| Windows - What to shut when it's cold outside |
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