| Aristotle |
To actualize its potential. |
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| The Bible |
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. |
| Moses |
Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and
that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation. |
| Pat Buchanan |
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. |
| Albert Camus |
It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him. |
| Julius Caesar |
To come, to see, to conquer. |
| Rene Descartes |
It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway. |
| Bob Dylan |
How many roads must one chicken cross? |
| Dr. Seuss |
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told! |
| Bill Gates |
I have just released Chicken XP, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book — and Explorer is an
inextricable part of the operating system. |
| Ralph Waldo Emerson |
It didn't cross the road, it transcended it. |
| Grandpa |
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. |
| Richard M. Nixon |
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the
road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. |
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| Gerald R. Ford |
It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its
forward momentum. |
| Plato |
For the greater good. |
| Karl Marx |
It was a historical inevitability. |
| Nietzsche |
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. |
| Oliver North |
National Security was at stake. |
| Carl Jung |
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual
chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being. |
| Albert Einstein |
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. |
| David Hume |
Out of custom and habit. |
| Mark Twain |
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. |
| Captain James T. Kirk |
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. |
| Mr. Scott |
'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly.
Ah canna work miracles, Captain! |
| Robert Frost |
To cross the road less traveled by. |
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| Gilligan |
The traffic started getting rough the chicken had to
cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost! |
| Werner Heisenberg |
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving
very fast. |
| Martin Luther King |
I dreamt
of a world where all chickens were free to cross roads without having their
motives called into question. |
| Stan Laurel |
I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run. |
| Groucho Marx |
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had
an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs. |
| Gregor Mendel |
To get various strains of roads. |
| Sir Isaac Newton |
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in
motion tend to cross the road. |
| Wolfgang Pauli |
There already was a chicken on the other side of the road. |
| William Shakespeare |
I don't know why, but methinks without much ado. |
| Mr. T |
If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too! |
| George Washington |
Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776.
But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration. |
| William Wordsworth |
To have something to recollect in tranquility. |
| Henny Youngman |
Take this chicken... please. |
| Business Consultant |
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant
market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required
for the newly competitive market. We have, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking
its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), we helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and
technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Careful study of a diverse
cross-spectrum of road analysts and the best chickens along with our consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry, led to a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage all party's personal knowledge capital, both tacit
and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and
successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry
cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which
was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned
with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Therefore, we have helped the chicken change to become more successful in its road-crossing endeavors. |
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