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Answer:
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| When do you need to oil a mouse? |
When it squeaks. |
| What happens when you tell a joke to a duck? |
It quacks up! |
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Where do polar bears vote? |
The North Poll. |
| Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out? |
In pup tents. |
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Which side of a dog has the most hair? |
The outside. |
| Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? |
He wanted a full head of hare. |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? |
Because there were no chickens in those times. |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
Because it's too far to walk. |
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Why do cows wear bells? |
Because their horns don't work. |
| Why do elephants trumpet? |
They don't know how to play the violin. |
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Why does a turtle live in a shell? |
Because it can't afford an apartment. |
| Where do otters come from? |
Otter space. |
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What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school? |
A pet degree. |
| What is a reptile's favorite movie? |
The Lizard of Oz. |
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? |
A lawn moo-er. |
| What is a little dog's favorite drink? |
Pupsi-cola. |
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? |
Bugs Bunny. |
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| What insect does well in school? |
A spelling bee. |
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What's the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? |
One is Moscow, the other is cow's ma.
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| What goes "Tick tock, woof woof?" |
A watch dog. |
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What magazine do cats like to read? |
Good Mousekeeping. |
| What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?" |
A centipede with a wooden leg. |
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What does a bee use to brush its hair? |
A honeycomb. |
| What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? |
Milk and quackers. |
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How you get down from an elephant? |
You don't, you get down from ducks. |
| What do you get from a pampered cow? |
Spoiled milk.
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How does a lion like his steak? |
Medium roar. |
| What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? |
A receding hareline. |
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How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? |
Use the rear defrogger. |
| What do you call Eskimo cows? |
Eskimoos. |
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Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? |
It ended up in a tie. |
| What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? |
A hoarse doctor. |
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What do pigs write letters with? |
Pig pens. |
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| What do you call a blind dinosaur? |
Doyathinkhesaurus. |
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What do you call a cat that lives in the desert? |
Sandy Claws. |
| What do fish play on the piano? |
Scales. |
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What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? |
French flies. |
| What did the worm say to the caterpillar? |
"How did you get that fur coat?" |
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What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit? |
Nothing. Rabbits can't talk. |
| What city has the largest rodent population? |
Hamsterdam. |
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