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Funny Advertising Terms

From a top-secret marketing manual comes this list of advertising terms.

bulletNEW - Different color from previous design.
 
bulletALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
 
bulletEXCLUSIVE - Imported product.
 
bulletUNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.
 
bulletFOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
 
bulletADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
 
bulletIT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
 
bulletFIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
 
bulletHIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.
 
bulletFUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.
 
bulletREDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.
 
bulletDIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.
 
bulletYEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.
 
bulletBREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.
 
bulletMAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.
 
bulletMEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.
 
bulletSOLID-STATE - Heavy as bricks.
 
bulletHIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

 


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